So you can read my last blog and tell where I was at right before I left. Let me just inform you of where it went from there. So I leave work and wait like 5 minutes to cross over this busy street to go pay my part of the phone bill and I finally get across and get there and can't figure out how much of the bill I have to pay bc mach is not my thing. I go to look for my phone to use the calculator on it and can't find it. Im irritated and holding up the line for the machine bc as I said I suck at math. I finally make and educated guess and I end up being right. Yay me. Well I leave but I still haven't found my phone so I'm irritated as hell and traffic is a bitch so I'm just sitting there waiting to make a LEFT turn and I wait for like 10 fucking minutes and finally theres an opening...Well I fly out and this guy across the street who had been there all of like 5 seconds decides its his turn and tries to fly across the street and I barley hit my brakes in time..Then he rolls down his window and says fuck me! Fuck me? O No buddy fuck you I say as I through my middle finger out the window...o wait the windows down..Now Im shaken from the accident and pissed bc my hand hurts and embarresed by i hit the window like an idiot and I cant call anyone to vent bc I don't know where my phone is. Now I need to stop and add I am also extremely hypo-glycemic and I havent eaten in about 8 hours..If you don't understand what this means go here and click on sypmtoms... and I have alot of those on a regular basis.. yay me.http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000386.htm. now back to where I was.. I finally get back to driving and I the light is turning green that Im pulling up to and the bitch in front of me sits there so long it turns red. By this point I think in my cd titles music to rock out too and I'm getting pretty thouroughly not there lol. Well it turns green again and I guess she remember the horn blowing and stream of profanity that flew from my mouth the last time bc she takes off very quickly. Well traffic is horrible and I need to get in the next lane and It takes me until Im about 40 ft from my turn to do so (and it was done quite recklessly).. I finally see my destination..CHICK-FIL-A.. Oh sweet redemption..I fight the traffic and pull in the drive through to realize the line is around the building.. But i dont fucking care I've essentialy lost it to get there and by damn I am going to have a number 1 & value sized at that! So I wait through the line and I order and I go get my food. Well the girl in the window drops my card and I lean down to get it and pull this muscle in my shoulder that was finally almost healed. I can barely get back in the car but I manage to and Im trying to not just go apeshit. I get to the light where i need to turn and I start to let a tear or two fall down. I go to have sip of my tea bc I'm getting that big lump in my throat that comes befor eyou bawl and I'm trying to avoid bawling bc traffics is horrible and theres cars sitting beside me on both sides. Then it happened..Not only was my tea old and nasty the lid broke and half of it spilled in my lap. I started bawling because I was in pain and furious and hungry and thirsty and god knows what else and now my eyes are burning bc I wear more eye make-up than any person ever should. I look over and this 80 year old man is staring at me...so what do i do? I stuff my mouth full of fries and blare my rock out loud cd and start screaming along with it with a mouth full of fries and serious racoon eyes with my sunroof down so he can hear it and look right at him. The look on his face made everything bad go away. It was like I handed my bad day off to him at that point. And it felt marvelouss. It felt so good that when I went home I went and played mini golf and had ice cream with my sweetie. It was the best :)

Categories: breakdown [t], funny [t], emotion [t], crazy [t]

wow. your day was just one thing after another...
but you pulled through! sometimes a little venting goes a long way. =)

I LOVE Chick-Fil-A! Their french fries are delicious in their Polynesian Sauce.
Now I'm hungry for Chick-Fil-A. lol XD
» invisible on 2007-04-28 01:59:38

hahaha i was totally feeling bad for you until the end.
i hate those days too, last week i was late for work but i stopped to get taco bell, when i made a left hand turn it spilled all over the drivers side floor under my seat all over the carpet mat. and i just yelled and my boyfriend laughed so i yelled more. but then i got to work and had free Rita's Italian ice so it was better.
mini golf makes any day better.
» GooseGirl on 2007-04-28 04:27:33

Wow, that SUCKS! You had the worst day ever! I'm so glad that it got better in the end. Nothing makes me more mad than fighting traffic. Stupid traffic. The part with the window being up was funny. I mean looking back. Right? mmm. Anyway, my dad being here was really great. My dad is really nice so we had lots of fun and went out to eat a lot and slept in really late and ate ice cream and it was great. He just left.
» Zanzibar on 2007-04-29 04:16:47

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